Apr
17
Stoning a Man with Popcorn...
I'm in line for Confession at my parish one recent Saturday morning; doing an examination of conscience and praying before the Blessed Sacrament, which is now exposed at the church after morning Mass and during Confession.
I look to the other side of the sanctuary and noticed a Carmelite nun in line for Confession as well.
I couldn't help but think of the classic Fulton Sheen line, "Hearing nuns confess is like getting stoned to death with popcorn" and laughing internally.
I refocused on my preparation, as the line moved forward and I was next.
After a short while, I see the door opening to the sacristy, where they have been holding Confessions because of social distancing.
The woman who went before me leaves.
I look to the other side of the sanctuary and noticed a Carmelite nun in line for Confession as well.
I couldn't help but think of the classic Fulton Sheen line, "Hearing nuns confess is like getting stoned to death with popcorn" and laughing internally.
I refocused on my preparation, as the line moved forward and I was next.
After a short while, I see the door opening to the sacristy, where they have been holding Confessions because of social distancing.
The woman who went before me leaves.